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 I’m in love. I’m hopelessly in love, but the bad thing is, I can’t love a man like him. Some girls all for a bad boy, some even like the scary ones, but not me. I have the amazing luck as to fall in love with the boy from my family’s one and only rivals, the Montague’s. As a Capulet, even associating ourselves with the Montague’s for anything other than a duel is as worse, if not more so, than blasphemy itself. What am I to do with this hopeless and tragic love of mine? I have fallen in love with everything from his soft flowing hair, to his long and strong legs. His hands are soft and comforting, as his

Although her hands are rough and cold, And through the days she’s feeling old; Despite the fact she’s often sad, Her name’s enough to drive me mad. Her hair, her skin, her lips, and walk, Are only mine & that’s a shock. Her hair may stick up in all directions, And her eyes may show many sad reflections; Her skin may not be very clear, But listen now, for she’s my dear. She is mine and mine alone, Even though most don’t condone. I love my mistress, and she loves me, And our love shall always be; Forever together, imperfectly.

 "Hey, Ben. Did you hear?" Masky half yelled over the video games as he slammed down on onto the couch. "What?" "We got a new creepypasta." He stated. "A girl one." Quickly, Ben paused A Link in Time & turned to his friend. "Who?" Masky shrugged. "Dunno. Haven't met her. Jeff got her though. But I hear she's pretty messed up. Physically and mentally." Ben nodded. "Know her name?" "Eh, something like Regina or Regan." "Where is she?" Masky took a moment to think. "Um. Upstairs I think. Or maybe down stairs. Or out back. Maybe in the living room." "Mask. We're in the living room." The masked boy looked around. "Oh yeah. We are." Ben

It was a day like any other day, where nothing ever tried to get in my way. Just laying on my bed waiting for my friend to call me on Skype. It was just another boring day of lazing around and being just as unproductive as usual. Well, that was, until I started listening to this radio show. They were talking about a very upsetting ‘depart’. And I don’t mean any child going missing, or a mass murder. No , this was a severe issue. “We are, with heavy hearts, bringing word of this news. It seems the end of the world will be arriving today, as declared by the President.” They claimed, speaking a tone that barley cove

Ya know, I was in love with you, But you were in love with him. I left hoping you'd still love me, And not on some petty whim. I regret that moment everyday, Cause you found someone new. I regret that moment all the time, Because I'm in love with you. I know that you will read this, And only you will know who. But I'll say it once again, I'm in love with you. I know that you don't love me, That you don't feel the same. It's because of me that part, So I will take the blame. Yes this is a confession, And yes it is to you. I pray that you will read this, I hope you love me too...

I’m not gonna lie, I know that I’m a sexy guy. And burning every Ishvalan Is art that’s hard to teach. One of my clever words, Ticks you off, Man that really hurt. And as I’m rubbing my poor head, I get back on my feet. Let’s dance! Come on dance! You say I don’t have a chance, But I always knew that I would be with you. I’ll steal your heart away, Take you out today. With all the work I did, ‘You’ll never get far, Sir.’ With a thousand flowers & at this late hour, I see something in your eyes, I see something in your eyes. Then you walk away, nothing more to say. Was it anger in yo

 “It was like a nightmare… It was pain for me.” The (E/C) eyed girl spoke calmly in with her last few breathes. “W-What was, (Y/N)?” Armin half begged his dying friend. “Life… Faking my happiness… Armin, I was never happy…” She admitted under the weight that crushed her. “Why? Why were you never happy?” The girl paused, not wanting to give an answer, but one look into his eyes & she had to. “Cause nobody wants to die to fast…” She wept, not for the physical pain, but for the mental. “Remember the Day of Grief? It was strange to me…

 “YOU ARE WRONG!” Eren yelled in his confusion. “SHE IS OUT THERE! YOU ARE LYING! SHE IS OU THERE AND W-” “Eren…” Armin quietly interrupted. “Stop.” “Stop? STOP?! That is the girl you grew up with! She took care of you, cared for you, & you want me to stop? Are you just gonna give up?! Just like that! (Y/N) would be on her hands and knees looking through rubble for any of us! And you’re just gonna give up?! WE DON’T KNOW SHE DEAD, ARMIN, WE G-” “I said stop!” Armin yelled, completely unlike him. “Don’t you… Don’t you get it?&